sup fuckers I made a website

a tumblr post told me i should make a neocities page and i loathe the steady privatization of the internet so i said "hey why the fuck not i sort of know html from ao3 anyway" and here we are

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gonna be honest this is way easier than i thought it would be

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worst part is the lack of autocorrect honestly like

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i'm supposed to capitalize letters? and hit all the right keys in the right order? gross

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anyway

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ok i guess that's not like

a whole site worth of stuff

so i should add more

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uhhhhh

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(fuck what do i write)

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did you know whale penises are like

several feet long

because i do and that knowledge haunts me

each day i awaken and go

oh my god

whale dicks are several feet long

like they just swim around all day

dicks out

god i wish that were me

why can't i be that free