a tumblr post told me i should make a neocities page and i loathe the steady privatization of the internet so i said "hey why the fuck not i sort of know html from ao3 anyway" and here we are
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gonna be honest this is way easier than i thought it would be
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worst part is the lack of autocorrect honestly like
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i'm supposed to capitalize letters? and hit all the right keys in the right order? gross
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anyway
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ok i guess that's not like
a whole site worth of stuff
so i should add more
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uhhhhh
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(fuck what do i write)
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did you know whale penises are like
several feet long
because i do and that knowledge haunts me
each day i awaken and go
oh my god
whale dicks are several feet long
like they just swim around all day
dicks out
god i wish that were me
why can't i be that free